Drima’s Top 10 Rules

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I, Drima of The Sudanese Thinker present to you my top 10 rules.

1. If you think I’m anti-Semitic just because I’m critical of Israel or anti-American just because I’m critical of America then too bad.

2. If you think I’m anti-Palestinian just because I’m against the stupidity of Hamas, Fatah or other “lovely” Palestinian groups then too bad.

3. As much as I love Sudanese people, I also hate a lot of things about Sudanese people, so if you’re going to start calling me a self-hating Sudanese then too bad.

4. If you think I’m a self-hating Muslim just because I’m against the stupid actions of dumb Muslims or so called “Muslims” then too bad.

5. If you hate the fact that I’m against the actions of corrupt and morally bankrupt Sudanese politicians then too bad. May Allah Almighty guide them and forgive them for their great sins or _______________ (fill in the blank).

6. If you hate the fact that I’m against Sharia law being coercively enforced or you think that supporting the process of Sharia reform makes me an apostate then too bad.

7. If you don’t like me bashing al-Qaeda butchers and other blood thirsty retards then please grab a gun and shoot yourself.

8. If you think I’m pro-terrorism just because I’ve got love for the Palestinian people then too bad.

9. If you don’t like the project I’m involved in and part of at Mideast Youth then too bad ‘cause most probably that just means you’re another narrow-minded person who’s too pissed off to let go of anger and ignorant stereotypes. Civilized dialogue with Israelis and Jews is a pleasant and mind-opening experience. You should try it sometime.

10. If you think I’m an evil bad Muslim who’s condemned to hell then I hope you go to heaven ‘cause I certainly don’t want to see your face in hell.

Phew! Okay then, that’s just about it I guess. Welcome to The Sudanese Thinker. I hope you have a pleasant stay.