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Conspiracy Theories About Northern Sudanese

by Drima on November 4, 2007

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry over this:

My message to southerners whom are living in khartoum right now. Be careful if you become sick make sure not to be treated by arab Doctors they will inject you with HIV, I warned you about this two years ago, but many of you didn’t listen, at last two years many of southerns have been injected with HIV in Khartoum Hospitals, I got this message from Dr I trust. As southern women if you get pregnant travel to south for delivery to avoid three deadly things,
1- Not to be circumcise during the delivery
2- Not to be inject you and your child with HIV during delivery
3- To avoid not to be pregnant again, that will be your last child, the new arab’s policy is southerns lives in Khartoum don’t have to have more then one child and that policy will be worst after separation.I warn you.

Sigh! I think I’m beginning to understand how Jews feel.

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Sudanese Refugees Missing Since Deported By Israel

by Drima on November 2, 2007

What the…

Haaretz reporter Ben Lynfield says:

48 African refugees missing since deported by IDF

Concern is growing about the well-being of the 48 African refugees, most of them Sudanese, who have been unaccounted for since they were detained by Egyptian security forces more than two months ago after being deported by the IDF to Sinai.

WHAT? Did he just say “concern is growing”? And he’s actually reporting this in an Israeli newspaper? As if the Jews care. No, not just any Jews. No, not those ones that made out with Ahmadinejad during his “Jews Suck” conference. No, not them. Me talking about Israeli Jews. HELLO! Jews are inherently evil remember?

Them? Good?

Nooooooooooooooooo! Impossible!

… Prime Minister Ehud Olmert has said repeatedly that he has assurances from Mubarak that deportees would not be mistreated or sent back to Sudan, where they could face life imprisonment or the death penalty for having been in Israel.

Screw them both! No mistreatment in Egypt?

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaight!

… An Egyptian legal source said Friday that a Sudanese couple among the detained refugees had been released from detention by Egyptian authorities after the husband was tortured during an interrogation centering on why he had gone to Israel.

“They poured boiling water on his body and took the man and blindfolded his eyes and said ‘if you don’t tell us the real reason you went there we will shoot you’.”said the legal source.

Ooooooooo, surprise of the century!

… We know that they have been detained for no good reason. There should be no punishment for an attempt to find a safer place or a place where they would enjoy their rights.” She said

Is she CRAZY? Hell yeah, there must be a punishment. We must judge those refugee buggers from the comforts of our air-conditioned rooms. It’s our duty. This is Israel we’re talking about. It’s not a freaking joke.

Understood?

Sigh! Lord have mercy!

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Why Is Marijuana Like Soooo Illegal?

by Drima on October 19, 2007

Me, me, me, I know why, I know why, please let me answer.

Ehm ehm, it’s a conspiracy. Shhhhh!!

Yes, it is. Apparently the tobacco and alcohol lobbyists are the ones behind the lies and propaganda exaggerating the dangers of the relatively harmless drug and making it seem similar to the very dangerous ones such as cocain, heroin, ecstacy and meth. Plus these greedy lobbyists know very well that if marijuana gets legalized, their profits will come diving down like a crazy World War II Kamikaze.

Okay fine, let’s get serious. Yes, there is some truth to the aforementioned but are there other reasons? Why is it illegal? No, not in Sudan. There even alcohol is illegal. After all it’s a majority Muslim country and most Muslims want no alcohol or marijuana (for the record I don’t smoke weed or drink alcohol but I do enjoy shisha).

I’m talking about America. Alcohol is super abundant here and it’s legal but weed isn’t. Why? I mean scientific research shows that both substances - unlike other hardcore drugs - are relatively the same in terms of harmful effects. Some even say alcohol is more harmful than weed. In mainstream American culture, alcohol is a part of most adult social gatherings (just like it is in many other places in the world). Why is the attitude towards marijuana different and why is it illegal? 

So, besides the tobacco and alcohol lobbyists, what are the reasons? Maybe economic ones are also part of the answer. The “underground” economy is worth billions in various American states, especially California. Legalization will mean bye bye to all that money.

Any other reasons?

Just a random question that popped into my head after stumbling on a Facebook cause calling for the legalization of marijuana. :)

Oh and in case you didn’t know, Elephant presidential candidate Ron Paul basically supports its legalization. He thinks it will free more time for cops to go running after the real criminals instead of catching non-violent people who use it recreationally. Those who oppose him have begun calling him the Pot Candidate.

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Why Ahmedinejad exploits the Holocaust

by Drima on September 28, 2007

Why does he do it? Here’s the answer. I couldn’t have said it better.

As long as our governments keep feeding us with anti-Semitic garbage and we keep believing it, we’ll continue digging the stinking hole we’re stuck in deeper and we shall remain “intoxicated”.

This is a primary reason for why I think we Arab Muslims should use blogs as alternative sources of information about the real Jews, not the dehumanized ones we’re taught about in school and shown 24/7 in our government sponsored media. Best of all, blogs don’t just spread raw information from the bloggers behind them, but they also allow interaction with them. (Imagine how Web 3.0 technologies will be like in a few years from now).

Thank God for the blogosphere. It has opened my eyes to so much. As you may be able to tell, I have become deeply passionate about this new medium of communication. Too bad there are way too many of us who still remain blind and/or don’t want to leverage its power.

Anyways, Ahmadinejad is a freaking lunatic and the way he exploits the Holocaust is wickedly smart but nonetheless sickening.

Oh and don’t forget, Darfur is a Jewish conspiracy. Only 9,000 people died so far.

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WTFish Article of the Day: Church Pastor Rapes Two Daughters!

by Drima on September 12, 2007

Via Little.Miss.Dalu

My, oh my, I need to bang my head on a wall a hundred times and puke! WTFish??!

A fundamentalist church pastor had sex with two of his teenage daughters to educate them on how to be good wives, a South Australian court has heard.

One is 13 and the other is 15.

The man told the court the sex was not about fulfilling his desires but about teaching his daughters how to behave for their husbands when they eventually married, as dictated in scripture.

Since when does the Bible instruct a father to rape his daughters? Maybe this loony “religious” nut should go chill with the Taliban in Afghanistan or something.

These are the best parts of the article as observed by Little.Miss.Dalu:

Enraging parts, dutifully, highlighted.

a) The title of this article is infuriating, “had sex?” shouldn’t it be “raped?”
b) and this is according to the scripture? You mean the scripture according to sick rapist fucks? Cuz I sure as hell would like to know where in the bible he pulled this from.
c) His fuckin’ wife and church remain supportive of this bullshit??!
d) HE ONLY GET 8 YEARS WITH ELIGIBILITY FOR PAROLE IN FOUR?

To ‘educate’ them on how to be good wives?

Brain overload.

This is so wrong!

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Sudan to Help Iraq’s Palestinian Refugees

by Drima on September 7, 2007

Provided that their numbers aren’t too big, I whole heartedly welcome them. I sincerely do but seriously…

this just one major pathetic PR move by the government. Nothing else!

For ****’s sake, what about our own damn refugees? What about them? Don’t they deserve some help too?

Arghhhhh… Brilliant!

Keep preaching Jinkess.

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Khartoum, a City of Sharp Contrasts

by Drima on August 31, 2007

In many ways, Khartoum is a city of sharp contrasts. A donkey cart, overtaken by a brand new BMW on the same road might seem like an impossible scene, but it is a real one you can actually witness. The huge economic gap between the rich and the poor is the most obvious, but there are other contrasts that exist below the surface.

Wild parties in the religious conservative city where alcohol is illegal under Islamic law happen quite frequently behind closed doors. At these parties you can expect the unexpected.

Some mansions in the middle of farms along the Nile were built by their rich owners with the sole purpose of making them easily convertible into dance clubs - they are designed with built-in sound systems wired to speakers and subwoofers in all rooms, including the bathroom. Wherever you go, the DJ’s choice of hip-hop and trance music goes with you. The alcohol flows freely. Sometimes cocaine, marijuana, heroin and ecstasy “flow” along too. Many girls arrive at the scene covered up from head to toe, except for the hands and face. Once inside, they take off their long garments to reveal the scant stylish outfits underneath them. Outside, private security stands on guard to make sure the religious police don’t come. If they do show up, they’re simply bribed away.

Continue reading here. ;)

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Sudanese Defense Minister Says “Jews Behind Darfur Conflict”

by Drima on August 2, 2007

Entertainment, the more the merrier. And this statement has got to be the best part:

Several days ago, Sudan’s Interior Minister, Zubair Bashir Taha, lashed out at Sudanese refugees who had sought asylum in Israel, and accused “Israeli authorities of encouraging the Sudanese refugees to come to their country.”

Ah, the irony. Maybe he should read this discussion and this guy’s post. But wait, there’s more:

He added that his ministry was “very confused” by Sudanese citizens who came to Israel.”

Erm, if an earthquake occurs and I get stuck under the rubbles of a building for days, I’ll eventually be willing to drink my own piss just to survive if I had to. Who’s responsible for Darfur’s earthquake? Maybe the minister should look in the mirror together with his buddies.

And last but not least, please allow me to make the usual wonderful sweeping statement, “All Jews are inherently evil“! Death to piggy ape Zionist CrUSAders!

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Linkies For Today

by Drima on July 26, 2007

I’m still busy and I can’t manage to fix the bug in the comments section yet. I guess I might just get a new theme and modify it. It’s time for a new look anyway. But before that, here are some linkies for today:

1- Sudan ordered to pay $8 million to Cole victims’ families - fair enough, but the US government might as well pay for Bill Clinton’s mistake of bombing al-Shifa which was supposedly producing dangerous “chemical weapons”.

2- Sudan’s president declares 2007 as year for peace in Darfur - yeah, sure thing. We might actually get celebrate, I repeat might… in December 2007 being the earliest.

3- Celebrating Sudan, With Songs of Peace and Protest (Sudanese Concert in New York) - Rara Avis, who is a Sudanese girl living in NY, blogged about it after attending it. For cool pictures of the event you can click here and scroll down.

4- Anti-Zionism Vs Anti-Semitism - an excellent comment.

5- Israel’s mob wars: Hit men, drugs and recycling - looks like Israel is also having its own mini version of “Hamas Vs Fatah” issues to deal with.

6- Land For Sale…to Jews - Israel’s racist land policies.

7- I hate Israel - if you reverse the terminology (for example “Muslims” instead of “Jews”), what this loony nut is saying would be no different than many of the comments you see on LGF or JihadWatch. How ironic.

8- Apostate - She’s a Pakistani ex-Muslim. I just discovered her blog a few days ago. Even though I disagree with her points of view, I enjoy reading it. She’s a gifted writer. Moreover the fact that she blogs openly with a revealed identity is simply fascinating and interesting. The same can be said about Umar Lee, a white American Muslim convert.

Don’t you just love the blogosphere?

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Solar Cooker Project: A Jewish Conspiracy Against Darfur

by Drima on July 20, 2007

I spent 268 hours making sure that Darfur Stoves is not a Jewish conspiracy against Darfur. I was satisfied after convincing myself it isn’t. Now I come across THIS project, Solar powered stoves for Darfur… from the Jewish World Watch and I think to myself “how stupid and naive could you be Drima?”

Next time I will spend 687 hours making sure this all isn’t a Jewish conspiracy. 268 hours is not enough. All Jews are evil. I knew it! This concert which took place about a month ago in Israel is further proof.

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Britain’s Terrorist Plot

by Drima on July 2, 2007

It needs no introduction. It’s all over the news. And guess who did it? The Irish! Oh yes, it was them, believe me, “we” had absolutely nothing to do with it. Bleh.

It’s sickening what those filthy butchers are trying to inflect upon innocent people. But what sickens me even more is how too many Muslims are in denial that we have a major major problem. “Oh it must be the Jooooz!” they proclaim. Don’t let me forget the other retards like far-leftist Alex Jones who simply help reinforce the denial syndrome too many Muslims suffer from. We need more of the Sabir types.

Of course, the overwhelming majority of Muslims are not terrorists, nor are all terrorists Muslim. But we’d be kidding ourselves if we claimed that a disproportionate number of terrorists aren’t Muslim or that the most destructive and deadly terrorist attacks aren’t perpetrated by Muslims fighting under the banner of Islam. Furthermore, terrorism is but an extreme manifestation of a rejectionist mentality that is all too common amongst Muslims. Though few Muslims attempt to justify terrorist attacks, many steadfastly deny that Muslims were ultimately responsible, attributing them to elaborate conspiracy theories in which the Muslim hijackers/bombers were unwitting pawns in a grand plot directed by America/Israel/India/Freemasons. Even if such views are to be taken at face value, their advocates seem disturbingly unconcerned about the propensity of Muslims to be brainwashed and unwittingly recruited into shadowy non-Muslim conspiracies.

Read it all here.

Too often I come across those 2 types of Muslims, the terrorist supporters and the ones in denial. The ones in denial are drowned in victimhood. As for the ones who support the Bin Laden types, they’re just blinded by anger and pure hatred. I know a few people who fit that category and I remember debating with them recently. They were still persistent in their support of Bin Laden. I then asked them a few simple questions. “What kind of life do you think you and your sisters will have once those people are in power and ruling over us? What kind of harsh Sharia do you think they’ll be shoving down our throats? If I rewind back time, would you like to live under the Taliban in Afghanistan?” … and suddenly… silence.

(hat tip for picture: Umar Lee)

Anger and hatred are powerful intoxicants. I fear we won’t wake up until it’s too late. This cancer is spreading too fast within our Muslim communities.

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Fatah Lovely, Hamas Super Lovely!

by Drima on June 18, 2007

I don’t need to say anymore. And you know what’s worse? I don’t even know what to propose as a solution. Who does? I predict Hamastan is going to be the scene of much bloodshed in the coming days. Salam Fayyad is probably the only light at the end of the tunnel. He’s the only individual in this whole mess that I find appealing.

Iraqis are killing each other. Great! Palestinians are killing each other. Wonderful! Lebanese are killing each other. Lovely! In Darfur, we Sudanese are killing each other. Excellent! (Thankfully we have a peace deal on the way, or so they say). I hate to say it, I really do but our Muslim “ummah” is in such a wonderful state. Sigh!

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Where is Japan heading?

by Drima on May 19, 2007

The first 4 paragraphs of this post at GV had me shocked.

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The Virginia Tech Tragedy

by Drima on April 19, 2007

So just after a few days of blogging about these crazy kids, this tragic Virginia Tech crap goes down. It’s disgusting and shocking. It’s as if this is now becoming an American trend. I feel bad for the victims’ families and friends. Moreover I feel bad for the poor psycho killer himself. The guy was clearly deeply disturbed. Iraqis go kaboom and kill each other, while disturbed ones in America go on a shooting rampage and kill fellow students. What a wonderful world. Some peoples’ reactions make the whole event even more wonderful. Leilouta has some good and bad ones nicely listed. Lord have mercy!

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Coexistance: Jews, Christians & Muslims

by Drima on April 9, 2007

Interesting post:

There is no denying that the world today is marked by a high level of violence in select parts of the Muslim world; it is equally true that there have been high levels of violence in Columbia and in multiple parts of sub-Saharan Africa, where Islam is not present. Not to mention North Korea. Humans are perfectly capable of fighting for any number of reasons, and will use whatever creed or ideology is convenient to support them. But the close association of Islam with violence and terror is a triumph for a cabal of loosely connected groups who have managed to define a religion followed by as many as 1.2 billion people in a narrow, limited fashion. In the process, both Muslims and people in the West have forgotten a legacy that extends across fourteen centuries, which have seen conflict, for sure, but have also witnessed high levels of toleration and long periods of live-and-let-live. For centuries after the Arab conquests in the 7th century, for instance, a small Arab Muslim elite ruled over vast numbers of Christians and significant Jewish minorities. Those non-Muslims were largely left autonomous, save for taxes, and while their lot was not necessarily easy, no society in those centuries celebrated human rights or individual freedoms.

And there can be no question that until the 20th century, it was vastly preferable to be a Jew in Muslims society than under Christian rule. The degree to which that changed with the creation of Israel in 1948 and with the sad, tragic expulsion of Jewish communities who had been living Iraq, Egypt, Syria, and Morocco for more than a thousand years, is hard to reconcile with the long legacy that preceeded it, but that is not an excuse for forgetting that the intense animosity between Muslims and Jews is a modern phenomenom and not woven into the fabric of either tradition (for those who then ask, what about the execution of one of the Jewish tribes of Medina by Muhammad or the occasional outbursts in medieval Baghdad, remember that violence against groups who fell out of favor was part of life in all parts of the world, and had more to do with power and who had it than religion and who didn’t).

Continue read it here.

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