Banned Condom Commercial

LOL! This is sooo funny!

Hey There Khalilah

Plain White T’s - Hey there Delilah Khalilah. Enjoy!

Happy Valentine’s Day, Westoxification All the Way!

Have a good one people! And don’t get too excited. You might end up being caught by the religious police.

Dedicated to All Our Wonderful “Leaders”

Sorry non-Arabic speakers, it’s too bad you won’t get this because it’s a seriously hilarious diss to our wonderful “leaders”. The Egyptian Adel Imam is too funny. May he live long and prosper.

“Oh Lord, kill all the people so that when those leaders wake up in the morning next day, they’ll have no one to […]

Sexy Videos of Hot, Sexy, Sexed Up, Sudanese Sex

Dear reader,
Let me guess. You found this post after searching “sudanese sex” most probably on either Yahoo or Google right?. It’s okay, don’t be shy. I’ve been getting many hits from people just like you over the past few months. They all arrive here with the same frame of mind expecting to find the same […]

I FOUND THE EVIL TEDDY BEAR!!!

I KNEW IT!! Stupid me! I knew it all along at the back of my mind. I KNEW IT!!
I should have never wasted my time writing that article condemning the Sudanese teddy bear circus. Why the hell did I even bother rounding up opinions from Sudanese bloggers? And who the hell translated the damn round […]

The Holy Room

Oh my God, I swear I can’t contain my excitement. Okay, so a short while ago I was being my usual goofy self with a bunch of friends and I suddenly came up with the greatest and potentially most entertaining “Drima idea” EVER!
What would happen if we threw a bunch of religious lunatics together in […]

Vagina Doctors

… and why Ms. Dalu is not really a fan:
this reminds me of my first time at the gynecologist (which I refer to as the “Vagina doctor”) I was all kinds of nervous and flippin’ out because I had forgotten to request a female doctor and was totally taken back when I walked in and […]

Hot Porn Shall Bring Peace to the Middle East

Oh yeah baby!
The Vietnam War-era slogan “Make love, not war” has been taken to its logical extreme by an Israeli pornographic website, which is engaged in a sort of cultural exchange of bodily fluids with the Arab world.
According to a recent report in Daily Variety, when executives at Ratuv installed software that could track where […]

Ehm. Caption?


08 US Elections: Who Will Make America a Better Place For You & Your Children?

I present to you the Elephants!

And the Donkeys!

And finally a list of all the presidential candidates with some background information on each one of them.

Color or Colour? Favorite or Favourite? Meter or Metre?

I find it the spell check feature really annoying sometimes when I’m writing something in Microsoft Word, an American product. Let me elaborate.
When I started studying in English I first went to an international school following the British system which meant I got used to British spelling. Later on, I changed to one following the […]

Saudi American Love

Awwww, aren’t they cute?

By the way since when has homosexuality stopped being a crime in Saudi Arabia? Oh but wait, it’s not in the United States. Hmmm, now it makes sense.

Fighting HIV/AIDS in ‘post-Islamist’ Sudan

This post is right on spot! Be sure to read it. And in case you didn’t know, last time I checked, Sudan was number one in the Arab world in terms of HIV/AIDS infections and third in terms of drug use and addiction. Yaaaay to my country. Let’s dance baby.

Meanwhile the condom debate still wages. […]

Paris Hilton On Coffee With Chou


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