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Irony of the Day - Swine Flu Strikes the Holy Home of the Sons of Pigs and Apes

by Drima on May 7, 2009

Alright, so let me get this straight. Whenever bad shit happens to the Muslim world, it’s supposed to be God’s test, because he loves us. But whenever bad shit happens to the infidels, especially Western and Jewish ones, it’s a Divine punishment.

Hilarious.

Seriously, I couldn’t agree more with the awesome Sudanese writer Nesrine Malik in her latest article at The Guardian’s CiF about Muslim reactions to the swine flu.

Yay to retarded, simplistic, delusional, self-serving politicized faith. Boo to good non-rational faith.

But, here’s where it all gets even more hilarious. The swine flu has reached Israel, home of the sons of swines and apes.

Irony anyone?

On a related note, dear Californians reading this blog, if you don’t want another 9/11, continue the fight against gay marriage in your state.

Jerry Falwell was right! :P

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1 Craig 05.08.09 at 12:24 am

On a related note, dear Californians reading this blog, if you don’t want another 9/11, continue the fight against gay marriage in your state.

lol. We’ve got other things to worry about these days, here in the sunshine state! Like, how we can pay our bills!?

Jerry Falwell was right! :P

I’ve sometimes made the mistake of starting to think Jerry Falwell was right about something before. But then 30 seconds later he’d open his mouth and start talking about something else and I’d be slapping myself on the forehead and changing the channel.

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3 Marie Claude 05.09.09 at 3:20 am

http://www.lepost.fr/article/2009/05/02/1518832_operation-les-sirenes-du-porc-d-alexandrie.html

if you can read french, the text is full of humor

on the tee-shirt “Justin Bridou” is a famous name of a sausages maker
to help the Copts resistance

Brigitte Bardot wrote to Mubarak to save the pigs

that the muslims want to opportunitly slaughter with the mexican flu.

4 Marie Claude 05.09.09 at 3:39 am

“Les sirènes du port (harbour) d’Alexandrie…” (would normally be the right title)
les sirènes du porc (pig) d’Alexandrie

from a “Claude François “success (Alexandrie Alexandra) is taken the title :

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/claude+fran%C3%A7ois/video/x12qgj_claude-francois-alexandrie-alexandr_music

a google translation :

The slaughter of some 250 000 pigs, decided by the Egyptian authorities, in response to the epidemic of “Mexican flu” ,has moved our national BB, “Capitalizing on the psychosis that affects the world, with the spread of ” Mexican flu”, which has nothing to do with animals, to launch a campaign to eradicate pigs bred in freedom in Egypt by the poor, is of extreme cowardice”, Brigitte Bardot wrote in a letter to the Chief of the Egyptian Hosni Mubarak .. SAVE THE HALOUF, we launch, the “sirens pig Alexandria” to save the pigs of Egypt and we publish this t-shirt to promote our operation … abrutishirt.com

5 Selma 05.09.09 at 8:24 pm

I’m not sure where you or Ms. Malik’s notion that Muslims collectively always think that their adversities are trials and that the adversities of others are a divine punishment comes from???? Nor can I understand the claim that Muslims are using the swine flu to claim their moral superiority because they do not eat pork!!! Haven’t you ever heard a Muslim person claiming that what’s happening to him/her or Muslims is “Ghadab men Allah”?????

Ms. Malik is also spreading false information by saying that the pigs in Egypt are being raised by the “Christian community”. The pig farming community in Egypt consists of both Muslims and Christians….trying to twist this issue to make it seem like a religious conflict is absurd.

6 Hannah 05.12.09 at 6:11 pm

Hahaha I don’t think these people see the double standards they’re creating, nor do they realise the paradoxical logic they’re deluding themselves with.

Anyway, this is my first time visiting your blog, and I’m very impressed. I’ve come across it by complete accident, and I’m glad I did– you’re doing a great job here. It’s so refreshing to know that some other Sudanese (Yes, I am one) are as broad-minded as I’d like to think I am. lol

I’m actually an Atheist, which is pretty unorthodox for a Sudanese to say the least. I don’t even know of any others apart from my father and me. But then again, I live in England, which is pretty far off the homeland and in the heart of infidel country (I kid, I kid!).

Anyway, I just wanted to make a little comment to say that I appreciate this blog. Keep up the good work!

7 Nobody 05.18.09 at 8:12 am

But, here’s where it all gets even more hilarious. The swine flu has reached Israel, home of the sons of swines and apes.

Irony anyone?

What do you mean by “the swine flu has reached Israel”? We have created it

8 Andrew Brehm 05.18.09 at 12:24 pm

I’m actually an Atheist, which is pretty unorthodox for a Sudanese to say the least.

Plus, you have a Hebrew name. :-)

9 Andrew Brehm 05.18.09 at 12:26 pm

What do you mean by “the swine flu has reached Israel”? We have created it

Well, yes, but the lab was in Mexico:

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=eb3_1242074364

(I love the logic employed by those people!)

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