How Sudan Smacked the Evil Jews Twice in the Face Thanks to the Beijing Olympics

Yes, take that, in your face you Evil Zionists! What am I talking about you ask? Here’s what.

Darfur native, Ismail Ahmed Ismail won Sudan a silver medal during the recent lovely Olympic games held in the human rights respecting nation of China. Meanwhile, Israel only won one bronze medal.

Ahaha, losers! We win!

Okay, so that’s the first smack. The second smack is a little more complicated.

Having a Darfur native participate in the Olympic games held in “genocide-supporting” China weakens the notion that Darfur is witnessing mass atrocities, which is nothing but a dirty lie being circulated by the Evil Zionist CrUSAders.

Bam! Second smack!

On a more serious note though, I’d like to congratulate Ismail on this achievement. He surely had to endure a lot.

Ismail’s family is from western Darfur, but like many others, they migrated from the impoverished region to Khartoum before he was born.

… Ismail’s family couldn’t be immediately reached for comment. But the 23-year-old runner has not had it easy.

Hanadi Ismail, a reporter and family friend, said he and his five brothers and sisters grew up in the poor Khartoum neighborhood of Hajj Youssef.

Ismail’s wife gave birth to their son just 42 days ago, but has yet to name him because they cannot afford the naming ceremony.

Can’t afford the naming ceremony? WTF?

Dear beloved Sudanese government, for once, stop being so damn corrupted and give the poor guy a well-deserved award for heaven’s sake.