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I hear that if you spit three times in the wind, cross yourself upside down and buy a black cat and place it above the bed you can’t get anyone pregnant There are other “sure” ways of avoiding it but I never liked goats or seagull feathers much.
This “one day to rule them all” kind of thing happens quite often. This social pressure is good for businesses. I guess there are people who need to remember to hug and make their other half smile at least once a year.
Hey, happy v-day!
I have got lots of nasty jokes about it, but wouldn’t dare to post here
anyhow, I love the usage of Westoxification
you know who coined that term?
hint hint: iran
ito, “This social pressure is good for businesses”… just make sure you’re the one selling, not buying.
Come on Rara Avis, go ahead and post them girl!
Dalu, yeah, that works too. I’m single and loving it. Not “chained up” at the moment which works fine for me right now.
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Name: Drima Abu Hamdan.
Location: Deep, Deep Down the Orgasmic Rabbit Hole of Epistemology.
Bio of Awesomeness: Traditionalist Muslim, Turned Free Thinking Sufi Lover. Social Media Consultant to NY Times Best-Selling Authors. Author of Upcoming Memoir. Belief Systems Junkie. Afro-Arab Libertarian Music Freak. Vehemently Anti-Islamist. Loud and Drop Dead Gorgeous. The High Priest of Mischievous "Blasphemy." Read on and Have Your Brain Spun. You've Been Warned!
"If I don't have the freedom to disbelieve, I cannot believe."
— Abdullahi An-Na'im
"Fix reason firmly in her seat, and call to her tribunal every fact, every opinion. Question with boldness even the existence of a god; because, if there be one, he must approve the homage of reason rather than of blind-folded fear."
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or pregnant
Not if you use plastic socks… and morning after pills just in case one of the socks gets torn.
As for me, I have nothing much to worry about. I don’t really celebrate V-Day. Everyday is V-Day for me.
Gotta share the love as often as I can baby!
I hear that if you spit three times in the wind, cross yourself upside down and buy a black cat and place it above the bed you can’t get anyone pregnant
There are other “sure” ways of avoiding it but I never liked goats or seagull feathers much.
This “one day to rule them all” kind of thing happens quite often. This social pressure is good for businesses. I guess there are people who need to remember to hug and make their other half smile at least once a year.
Geeeez Drima babe how many children do you have that you don’t know about LOL!
Oh ito my Goodness my daughters are 11 months apart I wish I knew those tricks
A hug is a hug everyday and V. day.
Hope today and many other days are full love guys.
Hey, happy v-day!
I have got lots of nasty jokes about it, but wouldn’t dare to post here
anyhow, I love the usage of Westoxification
you know who coined that term?
hint hint: iran
Also known as Singles Awareness Day….(SAD)
ito, “This social pressure is good for businesses”… just make sure you’re the one selling, not buying.
Come on Rara Avis, go ahead and post them girl!
Dalu, yeah, that works too. I’m single and loving it. Not “chained up” at the moment which works fine for me right now.
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