Sexy Videos of Hot, Sexy, Sexed Up, Sudanese Sex

Posted on January 25, 2008
Filed Under Sudan, Silly Me, Sex/Sexuality, Sudanese |

Dear reader,

Let me guess. You found this post after searching “sudanese sex” most probably on either Yahoo or Google right?. It’s okay, don’t be shy. I’ve been getting many hits from people just like you over the past few months. They all arrive here with the same frame of mind expecting to find the same “freaky” things.

Surprise, you’re not alone! And yup, it’s true. Sorry to disappoint you. You won’t find any porn around here BUT… I may actually have something better.

Advice.

Cool? Now buzz off. This blog is a porn-free zone. :P

Comments

31 Responses to “Sexy Videos of Hot, Sexy, Sexed Up, Sudanese Sex”

  1. Nominally Challenged on January 25th, 2008 9:07 am

    LOL

    Good for you, Drima. Well done :)

  2. Amjad on January 25th, 2008 1:20 pm

    I like how you’re very sarcastic man .. lol

  3. dj on January 25th, 2008 1:32 pm

    good

  4. Roman Kalik on January 25th, 2008 1:35 pm

    Heheheh.

  5. Aaron Stewart on January 25th, 2008 4:14 pm

    You know me, that’s the only reason I come here.

  6. Dalu on January 25th, 2008 5:32 pm

    So…

    No hot sexy Sudanese sex here?

    Damn.

  7. rob on January 25th, 2008 6:49 pm

    don’t i feel embarrassed…

  8. Asma Ana on January 25th, 2008 7:54 pm

    Drima,

    Come to think of it, has anyone ever heard of Sudanese porn?

  9. Howie on January 25th, 2008 8:08 pm

    Shoot me an announcement when you wake up to the fact we NEED Sudanese porn…

    Fatima Does Khartoun

    The Dirty Nile

    Is That a Shawarmah in Your Pocket or Are you Just Glad to See Me

    Where the Rivers “Meat”

    Ah…never mind

  10. BuJ on January 25th, 2008 11:31 pm

    hi there.. a few weeks ago i posted a similar but longer post about this on my blog.. it just pissed me off big time the amount of traffic i got from people looking for sex, i mean a bit is ok, but they just searched for “arab sex” and to make it worse, they tended to mis-spell it 90% of the time or more into Arab Six.. i mean come on.. get a frigging life!

    nice post btw :)

  11. Howie on January 25th, 2008 11:53 pm

    Nubian Cheerleaders in Trouble

  12. Al on January 26th, 2008 12:34 am

    I saw this from the RSS feed, but I guess you are talking about your google search visitors, Drima.

    Maybe you could take this approach ^_^ :
    http://sexyvideogameland.blogspot.com/2007/12/servant-of-people-etc.html

    The site is more innocuous than it sounds, but who knows how conservative people are when the discussion revolves around google porn searchers. ;)

  13. Howie on January 26th, 2008 1:01 am

    Drima-

    Joking aside…if you want to take on a very difficult, challenging and interesting topic…just move this (I don’t know how to spell “segue”)to a real discussion about religion and sexuality;

    Premarital sex
    Masturbation
    Eroticism

    How much is G-d allowed in the bedroom so to speak…

    As much as He wants?

    Anyhow…it could be a nice break away from Darfur, Gaza, death, destruction and misery…

    Hmmm

  14. Drima on January 26th, 2008 6:59 am

    Asma Ana,

    “Come to think of it, has anyone ever heard of Sudanese porn?”

    I was very very shocked when a friend showed me a short low-quality video of Sudanese bang bang. Yes, Sudanese! Not Egyptian Nubian. Not Ethiopian trying to pass as Sudanese. Oh noooo. The “sound effects” were affirming.

    “… A77ay! Wab 3alai. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaai ana!”

    Yup, SUDANESE bang bang! :P

    Howie,

    “just move this (I don’t know how to spell “segue”)to a real discussion about religion and sexuality; … it could be a nice break away from Darfur”

    Sounds like a pretty damn good idea. Cool! We’re so on!

  15. Qatar Cat on January 26th, 2008 7:21 am

    Haven’t visited in a while, and so I come here to find THIS! You got me for a moment there, lol. Awesome post!

    ;-)

  16. Howie on January 26th, 2008 3:35 pm

    Drima…

    This is a bit long…but kind of tells part the story of religion’s ambivalence about sex. It helps if you can think the words in a good Jewish accent…”a” become “e” and “ing” becomes “ink”. So…like “dancing” becomes “densink”:

    A young religious Jew was enormously excited, he was at the reception of a long awaited day, his wedding.

    In the Jewish tradition, the women were divided from the men, men dancing together and women dancing together.

    The enthusiastic young man began to wander over to be with his bride and was stopped by the rabbi:

    Rabbi: “Vat’s dis you tink you are doink?” (You supply the accent from this point).

    Groom: I want to dance with my bride

    Rabbi: Why…that’s forbidden.

    The groom responded respectfully, but looked very perplexed. The rabbi asked him what the problem was. The groom tried to explain:

    “Well…what about later..I mean, you mean I can’t, well..

    Rabbi: You are talking about sex?

    Groom: Well…yes

    Rabbi smiling: Within certain rules, you can have ALL the sex you like…in fact, it is a blessing, a mitzvah!

    The groom’s countenance began to glow

    Groom: All I want?

    Rabbi: Just about

    Groom shyly: Well what about…like positions and..

    Rabbi: If it gives you joy and pleasure…you can do it any way it pleases you

    Groom: Well what about like my mouth on…

    Rabbi: Oral sex?…no problem

    Groom: getting very excited now: Really? Wow! And after a night of love making, we can then just tumble into each other’s arms and cuddle all morning?

    Rabbi in shocked anger: Absolutely NO…too close to dancing.

  17. Afreeqiya on January 26th, 2008 6:20 pm

    Howie wins for the best post ever.

    Once again, it’s always a pleasure reading your blog, Drima.

  18. Dalu on January 26th, 2008 6:57 pm

    “Fatima Does Khartoun

    The Dirty Nile

    Is That a Shawarmah in Your Pocket or Are you Just Glad to See Me

    Where the Rivers “Meat””

    Hahahahahaha oh damn.

    Sadly, I would totally watch that mess. For you know…err….research….

  19. Dalu on January 26th, 2008 6:59 pm

    But yea, most of the traffic to my blog used to come from sudanese hot sex seekers. :\ Disturbing. But no less amusing.

    I wonder who’s looking for this Sudanese sex. Other Sudanese most probably, but I want to know who else.

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  21. Rara Avis on January 27th, 2008 3:59 pm

    that was funny

    when I saw the post I thought you actually found something as such. I guess my hopes gotten outta control :-p

    Hey, Drima, promote my latest post on Ibrahim El-Salahi lecture in NYU

    merci beaucoup

  22. Asma Ana on January 27th, 2008 7:06 pm

    Hey Drima,

    “… A77ay! Wab 3alai. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaai ana!”
    I laughed so loud at this:) It is definetely Sudanese. But was the video professional, or was it one of those amateur home-made things made by people who just want to expose their voyeourism?
    Good post though. If anything, it shows that sex sells, whether it is in Saudi Arabia, the U.S or even Sudan. It is indeed a hot thing.

  23. Trevelyana on January 28th, 2008 12:37 am

    Wait there’s no sex?!!

    alright then.. I’m outta here, thanks for wasting my time.

  24. Drima on January 28th, 2008 4:00 am

    LOL Howie, you’re killing me man… :D

  25. Drima on January 28th, 2008 5:09 am

    Oh and sorry people, internet got screwed again but now it’s back. More posts later.

    Howie, I have something coming up on religion and sexuality. ;)

  26. Howie on January 28th, 2008 10:32 pm

    Drima-

    I have a few things to say on the subject

  27. Howie on January 28th, 2008 11:18 pm

    Drima-

    Got ah riddle for you…

    Where will you find most Muslims on the issue of Darfur?

    Answer:

    In denile

  28. ito on January 29th, 2008 7:29 am

    Drima

    I have a hobby even two sometimes
    I go to gym
    I run quiet often
    I already planted more than I cut
    I cut my own nails (often)
    I also damn many things
    And now that I am out of things to do, I search for.. :) interesting blogs not smiley faces. I found yours.

    Howie

    I think that Where the Rivers “Meat” should be a joint production between Egypt and Sudan. :)

  29. Aims on January 30th, 2008 9:36 am

    damnit.
    you know the only reason I read this post was to see what dirty subject you were ranting on this time. heh.

  30. Precious on January 31st, 2008 11:27 am

    lool, that was hillarious Drima.. Good one! and the best thing is the outcome of this sarcastic post, the comments and you coming up with another interesting post, which I havent read yet, but I will now!

  31. Drima on January 31st, 2008 5:47 pm

    LOL! Aaah yesss. This is definitely my best post ever! :D

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