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Sexy Videos of Hot, Sexy, Sexed Up, Sudanese Sex

by Drima on January 25, 2008

Dear reader,

Let me guess. You found this post after searching “sudanese sex” most probably on either Yahoo or Google right?. It’s okay, don’t be shy. I’ve been getting many hits from people just like you over the past few months. They all arrive here with the same frame of mind expecting to find the same “freaky” things.

Surprise, you’re not alone! And yup, it’s true. Sorry to disappoint you. You won’t find any porn around here BUT… I may actually have something better.

Advice.

  • Get a hobby
  • Join a gym
  • Go for a jog
  • Smoke some shisha
  • Plant a tree
  • Cut your toe nails
  • Or just do something useful damn it!

Cool? Now buzz off. This blog is a porn-free zone. :P



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1 Nominally Challenged 01.25.08 at 9:07 am

LOL

Good for you, Drima. Well done :)

2 Amjad 01.25.08 at 1:20 pm

I like how you’re very sarcastic man .. lol

3 dj 01.25.08 at 1:32 pm

good

4 Roman Kalik 01.25.08 at 1:35 pm

Heheheh.

5 Aaron Stewart 01.25.08 at 4:14 pm

You know me, that’s the only reason I come here.

6 Dalu 01.25.08 at 5:32 pm

So…

No hot sexy Sudanese sex here?

Damn.

7 rob 01.25.08 at 6:49 pm

don’t i feel embarrassed…

8 Asma Ana 01.25.08 at 7:54 pm

Drima,

Come to think of it, has anyone ever heard of Sudanese porn?

9 Howie 01.25.08 at 8:08 pm

Shoot me an announcement when you wake up to the fact we NEED Sudanese porn…

Fatima Does Khartoun

The Dirty Nile

Is That a Shawarmah in Your Pocket or Are you Just Glad to See Me

Where the Rivers “Meat”

Ah…never mind

10 BuJ 01.25.08 at 11:31 pm

hi there.. a few weeks ago i posted a similar but longer post about this on my blog.. it just pissed me off big time the amount of traffic i got from people looking for sex, i mean a bit is ok, but they just searched for “arab sex” and to make it worse, they tended to mis-spell it 90% of the time or more into Arab Six.. i mean come on.. get a frigging life!

nice post btw :)

11 Howie 01.25.08 at 11:53 pm

Nubian Cheerleaders in Trouble

12 Al 01.26.08 at 12:34 am

I saw this from the RSS feed, but I guess you are talking about your google search visitors, Drima.

Maybe you could take this approach ^_^ :
http://sexyvideogameland.blogspot.com/2007/12/servant-of-people-etc.html

The site is more innocuous than it sounds, but who knows how conservative people are when the discussion revolves around google porn searchers. ;)

13 Howie 01.26.08 at 1:01 am

Drima-

Joking aside…if you want to take on a very difficult, challenging and interesting topic…just move this (I don’t know how to spell “segue”)to a real discussion about religion and sexuality;

Premarital sex
Masturbation
Eroticism

How much is G-d allowed in the bedroom so to speak…

As much as He wants?

Anyhow…it could be a nice break away from Darfur, Gaza, death, destruction and misery…

Hmmm

14 Drima 01.26.08 at 6:59 am

Asma Ana,

“Come to think of it, has anyone ever heard of Sudanese porn?”

I was very very shocked when a friend showed me a short low-quality video of Sudanese bang bang. Yes, Sudanese! Not Egyptian Nubian. Not Ethiopian trying to pass as Sudanese. Oh noooo. The “sound effects” were affirming.

“… A77ay! Wab 3alai. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaai ana!”

Yup, SUDANESE bang bang! :P

Howie,

“just move this (I don’t know how to spell “segue”)to a real discussion about religion and sexuality; … it could be a nice break away from Darfur”

Sounds like a pretty damn good idea. Cool! We’re so on!

15 Qatar Cat 01.26.08 at 7:21 am

Haven’t visited in a while, and so I come here to find THIS! You got me for a moment there, lol. Awesome post!

;-)

16 Howie 01.26.08 at 3:35 pm

Drima…

This is a bit long…but kind of tells part the story of religion’s ambivalence about sex. It helps if you can think the words in a good Jewish accent…”a” become “e” and “ing” becomes “ink”. So…like “dancing” becomes “densink”:

A young religious Jew was enormously excited, he was at the reception of a long awaited day, his wedding.

In the Jewish tradition, the women were divided from the men, men dancing together and women dancing together.

The enthusiastic young man began to wander over to be with his bride and was stopped by the rabbi:

Rabbi: “Vat’s dis you tink you are doink?” (You supply the accent from this point).

Groom: I want to dance with my bride

Rabbi: Why…that’s forbidden.

The groom responded respectfully, but looked very perplexed. The rabbi asked him what the problem was. The groom tried to explain:

“Well…what about later..I mean, you mean I can’t, well..

Rabbi: You are talking about sex?

Groom: Well…yes

Rabbi smiling: Within certain rules, you can have ALL the sex you like…in fact, it is a blessing, a mitzvah!

The groom’s countenance began to glow

Groom: All I want?

Rabbi: Just about

Groom shyly: Well what about…like positions and..

Rabbi: If it gives you joy and pleasure…you can do it any way it pleases you

Groom: Well what about like my mouth on…

Rabbi: Oral sex?…no problem

Groom: getting very excited now: Really? Wow! And after a night of love making, we can then just tumble into each other’s arms and cuddle all morning?

Rabbi in shocked anger: Absolutely NO…too close to dancing.

17 Afreeqiya 01.26.08 at 6:20 pm

Howie wins for the best post ever.

Once again, it’s always a pleasure reading your blog, Drima.

18 Dalu 01.26.08 at 6:57 pm

“Fatima Does Khartoun

The Dirty Nile

Is That a Shawarmah in Your Pocket or Are you Just Glad to See Me

Where the Rivers “Meat””

Hahahahahaha oh damn.

Sadly, I would totally watch that mess. For you know…err….research….

19 Dalu 01.26.08 at 6:59 pm

But yea, most of the traffic to my blog used to come from sudanese hot sex seekers. :\ Disturbing. But no less amusing.

I wonder who’s looking for this Sudanese sex. Other Sudanese most probably, but I want to know who else.

20 Rara Avis 01.27.08 at 3:59 pm

that was funny

when I saw the post I thought you actually found something as such. I guess my hopes gotten outta control :-p

Hey, Drima, promote my latest post on Ibrahim El-Salahi lecture in NYU

merci beaucoup

21 Asma Ana 01.27.08 at 7:06 pm

Hey Drima,

“… A77ay! Wab 3alai. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaai ana!”
I laughed so loud at this:) It is definetely Sudanese. But was the video professional, or was it one of those amateur home-made things made by people who just want to expose their voyeourism?
Good post though. If anything, it shows that sex sells, whether it is in Saudi Arabia, the U.S or even Sudan. It is indeed a hot thing.

22 Trevelyana 01.28.08 at 12:37 am

Wait there’s no sex?!!

alright then.. I’m outta here, thanks for wasting my time.

23 Drima 01.28.08 at 4:00 am

LOL Howie, you’re killing me man… :D

24 Drima 01.28.08 at 5:09 am

Oh and sorry people, internet got screwed again but now it’s back. More posts later.

Howie, I have something coming up on religion and sexuality. ;)

25 Howie 01.28.08 at 10:32 pm

Drima-

I have a few things to say on the subject

26 Howie 01.28.08 at 11:18 pm

Drima-

Got ah riddle for you…

Where will you find most Muslims on the issue of Darfur?

Answer:

In denile

27 ito 01.29.08 at 7:29 am

Drima

I have a hobby even two sometimes
I go to gym
I run quiet often
I already planted more than I cut
I cut my own nails (often)
I also damn many things
And now that I am out of things to do, I search for.. :) interesting blogs not smiley faces. I found yours.

Howie

I think that Where the Rivers “Meat” should be a joint production between Egypt and Sudan. :)

28 Aims 01.30.08 at 9:36 am

damnit.
you know the only reason I read this post was to see what dirty subject you were ranting on this time. heh.

29 Precious 01.31.08 at 11:27 am

lool, that was hillarious Drima.. Good one! and the best thing is the outcome of this sarcastic post, the comments and you coming up with another interesting post, which I havent read yet, but I will now!

30 Drima 01.31.08 at 5:47 pm

LOL! Aaah yesss. This is definitely my best post ever! :D

31 thshtgh 11.09.08 at 12:16 pm

I am glad to see like this site blocked and know i make sure that our children in save side, but please close also for that one sudanese hot girls and realy are Ethiobian girls they need to disform sudanese girls

thank you

32 guest 07.06.09 at 7:23 am

it might amuse you to know i came here after searching ‘sudanese porn’ in google.. Someone said they wondered who would be searching for this besides other Sudanese? The reason why i did is because my sexy as fiance is Sudanese and i wanted to see more of girls like her..

33 Andrew Brehm 07.06.09 at 8:49 am

The reason why i did is because my sexy as fiance is Sudanese and i wanted to see more of girls like her..

Sounds reasonable.

34 Jamus 08.24.09 at 7:24 am

Drima
Hahaha. Ya Drima, do you smoke weed in secret or what?. SO hilarious. Nothing makes me laugh like what you wrote here anywhere. Anyway you fooled the fool who do not know anything about Sudan. But that’s a big hit for sure and many disappointed guys would be kicking you from behind. Watch your back or make a big guy like a your body guard. LOL. Anyways take care. I love the humor foreal.

35 Abilaai 09.01.09 at 4:30 am

wallahi i came to see sudanese pussy and you lied?! Fuck now ima go commit ziina . Ps.. I tired all that fuck you it doesnt work my dick needs PUSSY

36 Hashom asmer 01.03.10 at 11:46 am

hey sudanese homies.

37 sorta 02.15.10 at 10:12 am

You stupid dick, fuck yourself.

38 King 02.19.10 at 7:01 pm

Thanx, I was not searching for porn, but sure the name of sudan sex was strange that why………

39 sulieman 05.06.10 at 11:21 am

just to get fun thinges with athers men that is all.

40 Yo Mamma 06.16.10 at 10:55 am

But i really want to fuck a sudanese chick. Why cant i watch one fuck? Your post does not satisfy me. Oh by the way, im already a member of a gym.

41 sami 07.27.10 at 12:29 pm

i like sex but i dont find anyone tow practice with me

42 Mr.Moe 08.02.10 at 5:57 pm

I,loved U man thank and,,,,,,,,,,, rise up…………

43 Tyson 01.28.11 at 12:49 pm

What about Arabs girls, i know they love sex and the are doing it their in Khartoum..

44 jay 02.08.12 at 9:16 pm

lol. i wanted to see south sudan porn

45 Gamusi 03.09.12 at 12:24 am

Some search it for learning purpose about other people’s culture wen it comes to sex

46 king of the great lakes 09.07.12 at 6:01 am

F U assholes

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