Toilet Tissue Paper Rolls Anyone?

by Drima on April 14, 2007

This website is so daring and sooooo hilarious. What a wicked way of making an extra buck.

Two-Ply Cottony Softness!

Check out the “interesting” Bush comments. They even have Bin Laden, Ann Coulter and David Beckham rolls

X-WIPES Home Page
Two-Ply Cottony Softness!
Two-Ply Cottony Softness!

Which one are you interested in buying? I’m not buying any. Four Canadian dollars for freaking toilet tissue paper?! Hell no, that’s too expensive for me. Hehehehe! :) On a serious note though, imagine the potential amount of money I could make selling Bush toilet paper rolls in Arab countries. Or even better, how about one of “beloved” Sharon or Olmert? One truly wicked idea. Frankly speaking, when I look at this, I get shocked at the amount of freedom of expression available in Western countries like Canada. It’s almost crazy!

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 halalhippie 04.14.07 at 8:35 pm

I remember at the time of the Iranian revolution (and the kidnapping of US diplomats) one could buy toilet paper with a portrait of Khomeiny. And the slogan “The ayatollah is an assaholah” ….hilarious.

Maybe that’s how you’ll make your first million: how about paper with a map of Israel ? Then all ye Muslims could wipe Israel off the map, literally.
[I'm trust our Israeli brothers take no offense at this]

“shocked at the amount of freedom of expression available in Western countries” ? Well it includes the freedom to be childish, tasteless and even stupid. Most Muslims would want religion to be above satire, but it’s hard to distinguish. religious ppl can be funny too.

2 percival 04.14.07 at 10:46 pm

The only downside to these is that the entire roll is not printed, just a few feet worth (according to the web site). I think it would make more sense to get the industrial role used in many institutions and public places, unroll a sizeable amount of it, and do a simply spraypaint or stamp graphic for as much of it as you wanted…a heck of a lot cheaper too!

Happy 1 year!!

3 aaron 04.15.07 at 6:28 pm

“I get shocked at the amount of freedom of expression available in Western countries like Canada. It’s almost crazy!”

It’s almost like they have free speech. ;)

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