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The 99: Islamic Super Heroes

by Drima on March 24, 2007

Not bad huh?

These are the new cool Islamic Super Heroes created by Teshkeel Comics:

In Saudi Arabia, a massive, hulking creature has escaped from a government holding facility, and no force on earth can stop him.

In Paris, A UNESCO official, psychiatrist and historian, dreams of world peace and chases ancient legends about mystical gemstones.

In the UAE, the kidnapped daughter of a tycoon escapes, bringing with her a gift and a curse - an enduring and ugly vision of a dying world.

And sitting in his dark tower, an ancient and powerful evil, spoken of only in legend, watches and waits for the signs that his true reign is near.

This is only the beginning. For soon, destiny will seek out the chosen from among those once forsaken. 99 gems containing the light of ancient wisdom lie scattered across the world waiting to be discovered. Those who possess the gems will wield untold power never before seen by mortal man. The salvation of the universe set in motion from the beginning of time lies now in the hands of those who dare to strive for it. Led by one man, a man dedicated to discovering the knowledge that was lost, these unlikely heroes and heroines must overcome great odds in their battle against the darkness, both in the outside world, and within their own souls.

They are The 99 and the fate of the known universe depends on them.

Interesting. Why aren’t the girls wearing hijab? And why are they wearing revealing clothes? This must be a conspiracy by Teshkeel to somehow brainwash our young Muslim sisters and make them forget about their duty of wearing hijab. On a serious note though, anybody noticed that all the characters pictured above have an Afro look except for one or two of them? More interesting. Eh, anyways, I’m not a big fan of comic books. However there’s one comic book I read about recently that really made me curious. It’s called Y: The Last Man and it sounds really good.

{ 5 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Suzanne 03.24.07 at 10:52 am

And why is the only blond one in a wheelchair? To stress that “Hitler’s Aryan race” is not superior or what?

Nah, kidding. I don’t give a damn, but those questions always raise when there is a collection of heros made up and e.g. the coloured one(s) always have some disability (physically or mentally).

:P

2 halalhippie 03.24.07 at 10:21 pm

the 99 ? ……….. hmmmm……. 99 names of Allah….
Do I smell a shirk here ?

3 D.B Shobrawy 03.27.07 at 2:56 am

One question. Is there an Egyptian superhero?

I lied I have another question. If there isnt one, why not?

4 Libyan Observer 03.28.07 at 10:02 pm

Oh he’s from Bosnia, he got hurt during the war I think. :)

5 Hipster 09.05.07 at 12:30 pm

Hey,Drima,it’s been a while.So here I am catching up on what I have missed.
I wanted to ask the same q: why are they not Hijabees and why are they mostly African looking?The guy in the suit reminds me of Malcolm X(RIP).

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