UN on Darfur: Bla Bla Bla

Posted on March 13, 2007
Filed Under Darfur, UN |

Yes, only this time it’s louder and it’s all over the news.

GENEVA (Reuters) - A United Nations human rights mission on Monday accused the government of Sudan of orchestrating and taking part in international crimes in Darfur.

Wow, really? Cooooooooooool!

The mission, led by Nobel peace prize laureate Jody Williams, was sent by the U.N. Human Rights Council to investigate allegations of widespread abuse in the vast western region of the country.

“The mission further concludes that the government of Sudan has manifestly failed to protect the population of Darfur from large-scale international crimes and has itself orchestrated and participated in these crimes,” the mission said.

Seriously?! They actually concluded THAT?!! Yaaaaaaay!

The Darfur violence, described as genocide by Washington in a term Khartoum rejects, has driven 2.5 million people from their homes and killed an estimated 200,000 since rebels took up arms in 2003.

Khartoum says those numbers are exaggerated and accuses the Western media of blowing the conflict out of proportion.

Well of course the Western media is blowing things out of proportion. It’s controled by the evil piggy apes Zionist CrUSAders remember? *Yawn*. Solution? Drima for Secretary-General!!

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Maybe, I’ll be able to bring much needed reform and restructuring to our beloved UN. LOL! ;)

Comments

5 Responses to “UN on Darfur: Bla Bla Bla”

  1. Andrew Brehm on March 13th, 2007 3:33 pm

    “Solution? Drima for Secretary-General!!”

    You know what? I would totally support that!

  2. Drima on March 13th, 2007 3:47 pm

    Yaaaaaaaay! :D

  3. Roman Kalik on March 13th, 2007 4:18 pm

    The Elders of Zion shall endeavor to arrange matters to meet your requirements. Unfortunately, we’re not quite sure which secret society controls the UN. We used to think it was the Freemasons, but they told us they thought it was us. And we completely lost contact with the Illuminati, though we suspect they simply call themselves Microsoft these days.

    It could very well be that the UN is not controlled by an Invisible Hand. This would explain much.

  4. Drima on March 13th, 2007 4:29 pm

    LOOOOOL! *rolls on the floor laughing*

  5. The Raccoon on March 13th, 2007 10:12 pm

    Heh. Drima, I told you, bro - you should go for Enlightened Dictator of United Africa.

    And the UN should be disbanded, its leaders tried for a huge variety of crimes against hunamity (and Raccoons), with the UN building in NY turned into a free educational facility (Realities only, no Humanities other than Logic) for the poor combined with a museum dedicated to Eternal Hunam Stupidity.

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