Female Celebrity Trends: East & West

Posted on November 6, 2006
Filed Under Silly Me, Female Species, Pop Culture |

The Middle East

After achieving much fame and glory, female super stars decide it’s time for a spiritual make over. BAM they suddenly wear the hijab and declare their complete transformation. It must be a great feeling to dispel all the possible vicious “catty” Arab tycoons from approaching your priceless delicious meat. Unfortunately some Arab tycoons are so hungry, they get an erection from simply looking at a female super star’s face. Some even come and they “shoot” really far too, possibly landing “some” more accurately than Nasrallah’s missiles all the way into Israel and right smack on Olmert’s residence! That’s when the next super spiritual step goes into planning. BAM suddenly the female super star vanishes! Out of nowhere appears a moving black tent. For many it’s a scary sight but somewhere underneath it lurks an ex-insecure happy smiling face delighted that Arab tycoons are now searching for bigger better uncovered meat but is she really happy? After a many movies and music videos of exposing so much meaty meat, the female super star is now withdrawn away from the chauvinist society around her. Maybe the black tent was a tool to turn off all the cats. Who knows, maybe behind closed doors it’s a whole new different “turn on” story ey? ;) Arab tycoons, products of a Middle Eastern chauvinist society sure do get away with a lot. A “meat hungry” erection anytime and anywhere is not their fault. It’s the women. Cover them up those meaty jiggly bootilicious women.

The West

After achieving all the fame, money and success desired for so many years, Western female super stars (sluts to many) realize there’s something missing. No, it’s not the hundreds of staring celebrity “cocks” around still wishing to “penetrate” deep, rough and hard. Oh no it’s not, as by then such Western female super stars had many. Too many! More orgasms aren’t the answer and never will be. A spiritual void lingers within and the meaning of life still hasn’t been figured out. Maslow’s theory on the hierarchy of human needs kicks in but doesn’t kick in hard enough. Satisfaction and true happiness have not been attained. The pain and suffering of childhood won’t go away. They’ve given up on it. The Western female super stars mostly Hollywood bimbos have given up. So what do they do? They adopt 3rd World children to pamper and help heal their 3rd World pains and sorrows. What they’re really doing however is sub consciously trying to heal themselves. What better way than to adopt a child and buy thousands of dollars worth of toys just for that one child right? Wrong! Usually that’s the first symptom and sign of mental damage, a result of Hollywood’s and MTV’s secularist materialist cultures. Somebody should have told Madonna to use the thousands of dollars to feed hundreds of children rather than buy toys to super pamper ops I meant spoil one 3rd World Child.

Comments

7 Responses to “Female Celebrity Trends: East & West”

  1. Curtis on November 6th, 2006 4:17 pm

    Awesome post. Thank you for perpetually torturing me with mental images of moving tents. ;-)

    The last sentence is my very favoritest.

  2. Drima on November 6th, 2006 4:29 pm

    Hey Curt, welcome back. How was Alabama? :)

  3. The Raccoon on November 6th, 2006 5:56 pm

    Dude, did you have to get so graphic? :)

    Other’n that, a conclusion - pop starts are, traditionally, self-obsessed morons. But then again, they wouldn’t be pop stars otherwise, would they?

    And absolutely agreed about Madonna. FFS, could a person be any MORE narcissistic? But hey - it sells well.

  4. Finnpundit on November 7th, 2006 3:01 am

    I rarely pay attention to the opinions of media stars. They should just “shut up and sing”. That’s what they’re paid to do.

  5. tooners on November 8th, 2006 8:51 am

    she’s not the only one that’s done it. look at angelina jolie and meg ryan… they’ve done the same. personally, i find it all revolting when there are so many in the states that could use the help.

  6. tsedek on November 8th, 2006 10:46 am

    Hey Drima, sorry for going off-topic, but………………

    you file this under “female species”?? :D

    LOL

    Yeahyeah….
    Tse.

  7. Drima on November 9th, 2006 12:49 am

    female species = women… LOL :)

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