Today’s Only Post: Size DOES Matter!!

Posted on November 1, 2006
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To all the ladies in the house, I’ve got a question. Which matters more, size or technique? ANSWER: Size!!

Eighteenth-century science pictured the Negro-ape association as a link in the “chain of being” and argued that male apes are closest to the black race, so it is natural that they be attracted to females of the next evolutionary step. Some of the more striking commentary can be extracted from the work of late 19th-century anthropological writings, in particular the work of the pseudonymous Jacobus. Jacobus was a surgeon in the French army who served in various colonial outposts, particularly North Africa, during the 1880s and 1890s. Because he was a physician, he had the opportunity to examine the organs of many males and females. Thus, Jacobus writes:

In no branch of the human race are the male organs more developed than in the African Negro. I am speaking of the penis only and not of the testicles, which are often smaller than those of the majority of Europeans.The genital organ of the male is in proper proportion as regards size, to the dimensions of the female organ. In fact, with the exception of the Arab, who runs him very close in this respect, the Sudanese Negro possesses the largest genital organ of all the races of mankind.

The penis is almost as large when flabby as it is in a state of erection. It is among the Muslim Sudanese that I found the most developed phallus, and notable one of the maximum dimensions, being nearly 12 inches in length by a diameter of 2 1/4 inches. This was a terrific machine, and except for a slight difference in length, was more like the penis of a donkey than that of a man. The unfortunate Negro who possessed this “spike” could not find a Negress large enough to receive him with pleasure, and he was an object of terror to all the feminine sex.

Hehehehehe SUPER LOL. Now that was dumb but undeniably damn amusing to read. I swear to God every word of it made me laugh my ass off. No wonder most of the girls that get attracted to me are the real horny “touch and go, one night stand” types. Yaaay to 19th century science! :)

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Comments

9 Responses to “Today’s Only Post: Size DOES Matter!!”

  1. The Raccoon on November 1st, 2006 4:48 pm

    You’re a traffic munchkin, ain’t ya? :)

  2. Drima on November 1st, 2006 5:30 pm

    Raccoon you should see the kind of searches that bring people to this site. I’m telling you there are some “imaginative” hormone crazed Sudanese boys out there.

    On the other hand, I smell envy. Owww Raccoony has “self-esteem” issues doesn’t he? I’m sorry man “it” is something you’re born with. Long live the Sudanese penis!!! Hehehehe LOL :)

  3. The Raccoon on November 1st, 2006 5:36 pm

    Hey, dude - I have a baculum. Nothing can beat that, you silly human :)

    *snigger*

    :)

  4. Craig on November 1st, 2006 5:56 pm

    Wait, wasn’t a secondary finding of that study that Sudnaese men have no balls, though? :P

  5. nominally challenged on November 2nd, 2006 12:26 am

    Oh, I am REALLY not going to touch this post, not even with a 12 inch barge-pole …

    LOL

  6. Drima on November 2nd, 2006 9:52 am

    “Wait, wasn’t a secondary finding of that study that Sudnaese men have no balls, though? :P”

    Craig, he’s lying and even if it were true so what? It’s the donkey dick that matters man. AND it’s not like you BOOM BOOM with your balls. Do you?

    LOL :)

  7. halalhippie on November 2nd, 2006 7:08 pm

    I remember a story about psychological warfare: it may be an urban legend. During the Vietnam war, US troops would drop condoms of “Sudanese proportions” labeled “normal size” over enemy lines, making the - generally smaller- Asian enemies even more frustrated.

    Anyone see “Full metal jacket” ? A vietnamese whore demanded to see the tool of a black US soldier before doing business with him. She had big thoughts of black men, it seems.

  8. Isis on November 3rd, 2006 2:57 am

    LOL - I have a confession to make:
    This is the first time i come here and I had the impression u were a girl until i read this post
    but 7es keda its nice to know ;)

  9. Drima on November 3rd, 2006 3:00 am

    Yakhti 3adi 3adi… mafish moshkila… :)

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