They post jokes about Jews in Sudanese discussion forums. I’ve gotta tell you folks. Some of them are pretty damn funny. Here are some:
Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free
Once, I was about to marry a nice Jewish lady, then I discovered that she was using one tooth brush with her four roommates…
She knew many things about my country, when I was asking her why she did not answer…
Why did the Jews walk around the desert for forty years? They heard that someone dropped a quarter.
How was copper wire invented? Two Jews fighting over a penny.
A Sudanese Jewish girl jokingly responded by posting funny stuff about Palestinians and Muslims.
A man walks into a sex shop in Jerusalem looking for a sex doll.
Clerk: So what kind do you want? Jewish, Christian or Muslim?
Man confused: What’s the difference?
Clerk: The Muslim one blows itself up.On my flight to New York there must have been a Jew in the bathroom the entire time. There was a sign on the door that said “occupied.”
I almost fell off the chair laughing so hard after I read those next two.
Did you hear about the Muslim strip club? It features full facial nudity!
A Palestinian girl says to her mommy, “After Abdul blows up, can I have his room?”
You’ve got to admit they’re funny right? Obviously, a bunch of other guys had to eventually ruin the thread since they have no sense of humour. Wow surprise of the century!
SudaneseThinker
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Hihihihihiiii I knew them all
How do you like this one?
An Arab has to undergo heart surgery but has a rare type of blood so an international request for donating blood goes out and finally they succeed to find a jew with the same type of blood willing to donate it.
After the surgery the Arab sends the jew a “thank-you” note accompanied by a brandnew Rolls Roys and a very expensive Diamond.
Then, unfortunately he’s gotta undergo a correctional surgery and needs more blood which the jew is very eager to donate.
All is well and after the surgery the Arab sends the Jew a thank-you note and a pot of almond sweets upon which the Jew was very surprised and called him to ask why he was not as generous as after the first donation. The Arab answers:
I’ve got Jewish blood in my veins now, remember?
Tse.
Hehe… nice
Transcript from Arab Meeting
Actual transcript from meeting of “Arab Comunity Organizations of Anytown”:
#1: I am the leader.
#2: No, I am the leader, you are not the leader.
#3: No, he is the leader, I am the President.
#2: Are your saying I’m not the leader?
#4: Wait, I am the leader.
Good to see som Muslim humour: I’ve noticed that most Jews on these blogs crack jokes all the time, while the Muslims (generally) don’t .
We should all laugh some more. it cures distrust.
these are good. it’s nice to see ppl joking back and forth. i agree w/ halalhippie… humor helps and laughing is good for the soul. too bad more ppl don’t try it.
Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free
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I was puzzled by this one. Until now I assumed that Arabs got big noses too
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