Cool Conspiracy Theories: John Garang & Saddam Hussein

by Drima on September 20, 2006

My friend recently told me about 2 conspiracies he thinks are true.
The first one which I find quite interesting and amusing says this:

The CIA’s “Worldwide Attack Matrix” continues to target political leaders who stymie U.S. oil and natural gas company and other Bush-Cheney global plans. Created by then-CIA Director George Tenet in the aftermath of the 9-11 attacks, the CIA’s “Worldwide Attack Matrix,” a James Bond 007-style “License to Kill” designed to assassinate foreign “terrorists” regardless of where they live, has been used to eliminate troublesome rebel, progressive, and secessionist leaders who bear no threat against the United States but who threaten a number of U.S. energy company interests and other economic and political interests.

Sudan Vice President and Sudan People’s Liberation Movement leader Dr. John Garang, an ally of the United States, killed in a helicopter crash in July 2005 after he expressed opposition to U.S. oil company plans for southern Sudan. Assassination carried out with the support of Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni, one of the Bush administration’s chief clients in the region.

The second, down right stupid and by far loonier one says this:

Saddam Hussein is dead. He was killed by a bunker buster in March, 2003. Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.

The man they have “on trial” is a willing imposter. The media is playing the American public for fools.

Regard every media source that discusses the fake Saddam Hussein trial with suspicion. Chances are that one of your most trusted news sources is really a psychological operation sponsored by an intelligence agency like the CIA, FBI, Homeland Security, etc.

Cool ey? ;) Maybe next time before you start thinking about criticizing the Muslim world for its love of conspiracy theories, you should look to your “far left” because it’s seriously loooooooooooony!

{ 9 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Ayan 09.20.06 at 3:36 pm

Luis Posada Carriles, a known terrorist accused of blowing up Cubana Flight 455 on October 6, 1976, in which 73 innocent victims of terrorism lost their lives, is to be set free. US Judge Norbert Garney, reasoning why he should be released, said, “Posada Carriles should be released because no country can be found to accept him, other than Cuba and Venezuela, both of which want to try him for a series of bombings.” Carriles escaped a Venezuelan prison before he was sentenced for taking down Cubana Flight 455. Under Venezuelan law, one cannot be sentenced in absentia. Ironically, the reason why our justice system will not send him back to Venezuela is that we fear he may be tortured.
When Posada Carriles escaped from Venezuela in 1985, he fled to El Salvador and worked under the alias Ramon Medina, helping the US government ferry supplies to Contra rebels. The illegal program, a bloody campaign to topple the socialist Sandinistas in Nicaragua, was run by TV personality Lt. Col. Oliver North, then in the Reagan National Security Council. Declassified CIA and FBI records identify Cuban exile Luis Posada Carriles as a former CIA agent. Peter Kornblau, at the Archive’s Cuba Documentation Project, said there is “no doubt that Posada has been one of the world’s most unremitting purveyors of terrorist violence. For a judge within the United States to release Carriles goes way beyond comprehension.”

Interesting huh? Some of the muslim conspiracy theories have some truth to them, I mean isn’t it strange how the U.S has been meddling NON stop with the internal affairs of Latin America, and is now proclaiming itself an enemy to Chavez because he knows the greed of corporate America and wants to keep the “black gold” to himself. You should check out sites like democracynow.org, and innworldreport.org, there reporting is much reliable than the network news which has been gagged by this administration.

2 Ayan 09.20.06 at 4:00 pm

Let me hit you up with a couple of more links
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mdl69ZuOzro
Watch both parts
freespeech.org
linktv.org, check out their archives
Always seek truth, and don’t let the corrupt hand feed you their spoils.

3 The Raccoon 09.20.06 at 5:44 pm

As Ayan amply demonstrates, the conspiracy theories of the psychotic left are as bizzare and widespread as those of Islam.

No wonder the psychotic left and the Islamist fascists are acting in tandem.

Ye fucking Gods, the world in going to hell in a handbasket… it’s 1938 all over again. And this relates to your previous two posts, the current UN General Ass-embly session, Israel Arab starting to show their true colors, military coup in Thailand (I used to really like it) by a Muslim general, and a whole bunch of other things.

On the other hand, science is moving forward faster than ever. Did you see that bionic arm, dude? :)

Here’s to hoping the progress of science will be what our descendants will inherit… and not a fucked-up wasteland under a godsdamn barbaric Sharia.

4 Ayan 09.20.06 at 6:24 pm

“No wonder the psychotic left and the Islamist fascists are acting in tandem.”

Well that can’t really be said to be the complete truth, only because the leftist in this country have moved farther to the right then ever before. I think the only people who actually side with the moderate muslim people, NOT the muslim countries ruled by dictators , are the ones who are seeking the truth, and do not have any allegiance with either the democractic parties or the republicans. There is some sort of underground revolution going on here, it’s about time!! Who isn’t up for a democracy that actually sticks to it’s written constitution?!! As for the Sharia, it can only work in a just society, and no muslim country really follows the sharia or even implecates its correctly, they’ve become corrupted just as this country has.

5 Ayan 09.20.06 at 6:27 pm

“Here’s to hoping the progress of science will be what our descendants will inherit… and not a fucked-up wasteland under a godsdamn barbaric Sharia. ”

That’s an absolute joke, the progression in science has completely demolished whatever future we had for our offsprings.

6 Ayan 09.20.06 at 6:39 pm

This is my last comment, a good read would be The Hidden History of Zionism by Ralph Schoenman.
Raccoon, sorry to have cut short that response to your progressive world of science comment, you really have to look at the depletion of our environment. As Dr. David Suzuki said if the rest of the world lived like the west (mainly my home sweet home AMERICA) , we would need 6 more planets.
Salaam ppl.

7 The Raccoon 09.20.06 at 11:05 pm

Ah yes… the traditional misconceptions. It’s not science that depletes resources - it’s humans that do. Your kind are like locust, only not kosher.

Fortunately, humans are sentient locust, capable of modifying, improving and reinvigorating the environment.

Uhm. Hidden History of Zionistm? Ah yes, that pseudo-academic bit of antisemitic propaganda… enjoy. Did you also read Mein Kampf and the infamous Protocols? They are almost as amusing.

8 Drima 09.21.06 at 1:24 am

Ayan, I’ll ask you politely. Could you please stop rampaging my comments section? Put one long comment rather than dropping 5 different ones. Alright? ;)

9 surfer 09.21.06 at 4:22 am

Well, Drima,

I especially like the evidential support for the Saddam’s death “Don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.” Marvelous.

These are a mode of mental process. People can’t seem to get out of it, they have never glimpsed over the wall of such sloppy thinking habits.

But these are not so much loony or sane as lacking in any support of facts and evidence. And suggested only by a firm bias to find a certain narrative with certain preset white hat and black hat actors.

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