Yaaay Dr. Phil for President people! Wooohoo! I’m telling you, if there’s anyone who can bring peace to the Middle East, then it’s probably him. The guy can fix the most screwed up relationships and glue everything back better than it even was before.
Dr. Phil: Nasrallah, why do feel strong resentment towards Olmert?
Nasrallah: He kicked me out of my home.
Olmert: Ya well too bad. It’s my home now.
Nasrallah: Bastard!
Dr. Phil: Now calm down, people. Do you both still love each other?
Nasrallah: *Silent
Olmert: Hmmm… I hate to admit it but yes I do.
Nasrallah: You still do? *tearing
Crowd: Owwwwh!
Dr. Phil: I want you to hold each other’s hands and look into each other’s eyes. Let it out.
Bzzzz (Commercial break) Subway Eat Fresh
Dr. Phil: We’re back now ladies and gentleman. So do you have anything to say?
Nasrallah: I love you man!
Olmert: *bursting out in tears… I love you tooooooo!
*Nasrallah & Olmert hugging and crying!
Crowd: Owwwwh!
Dr. Phil: Owwh, now isn’t that wonderfull? I guess, you can move back in and live together again right? I’m sure holy Abraham will be proud of you both. Afterall, we’re all his children aren’t we? Love is the only answer.
That was such a wonderfull episode, wasn’t it? I mean damn, I’m actually wiping my tears here. Dr. Phil for president! *sob *sob… So touching!
SudaneseThinker
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Funny post =)
LOL!!!
I wish it was that easy.
See Drima, there is a point to schlock TV.
Negotiation could possibly work. Will Bush allow it? ironically, nah.
hilarious!
And to think he always get ppl reconciled before the final commercial.
Very amusing!
Drima
You’ll be the scriptwriter for the next round of political intrigues. Your solution is soooo much nice than the armed one
Tse.
LOL. and I thought you hated American tv… haha
Seems like you’ve found your use for it.
hehe, mahdoumeh
Dr Phil would often be able to dispense with a microphone to give speeches if he became President, that much is true! Does al-Qur’an say something about speaking loud and braying donkeys? Did Ali G ever meet him?
Wasalaam
TMA
This post is excellent. But I picture them more as fighting children than lovers.
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