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Sudanese Man Forced To ‘Marry’ Goat

by Drima on May 30, 2006

Loooooool… 2 days ago a friend of mine told me a story about a Sudanese man who was forced to marry a goat after being caught having sex with it. I didn’t believe it at first so I decided to check it out for myself. To my horror it turned out true… I had a reaction with super mixed feelings… shock, surprise, disgust, disbelief, sarcasm and so many more that I can’t even put into words… However one reaction stood out… pure laughter… I swear I was laughing so hard the vain in my forehead was about to pop. How the hell on earth is a person supposed to marry a goat??! This is just nuts and hilarious at the same time. Yaaay to Sudan! I guess Afghanistan is not alone.

Ah well… I hope the man bothered to take permission from the goat’s parents before getting married. Now he can either divorce the goat or take it for a lovely and exciting honeymoon. Frankly I think he’ll choose the latter hehehe!

{ 3 comments… read them below or add one }

1 Tsedek 05.31.06 at 11:13 am

Living in a world of his own :)
Tse.

2 Gamal 11.08.06 at 2:18 pm

Dear Drima,
I am Sudanese in exile.
Of course the whole story is fake. I visited the South of Sudan and as far as I know no problems to have sex with ladies. So this story simply is fake.
Maybe this man is mad.
Actually the journalist who brought the story is mad.

3 Drima 11.09.06 at 5:03 am

Gamal, the only reason I posted it was for humour… It could defintely be fake… the story is real crazy… it’s just a funny post that’s all…

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