Sudan Is Going Nuclear =P

Posted on April 26, 2006
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So after the Sudanese president’s recent visit to Iran something interesting happened. Iran announced that it would love to provide nuclear technology to its new best friend ie. Sudan. Sweeeeet! The president requested for the nuclear technology urgently because the country’s survival in the next 25 years will greatly depend on it. We need electricity damn it. And herez the best part, oil revenues will pay for it.

Wooohoo we’re going nuclear. We’re joining the nuclear club soon. No wait in 25 years.

Ey yo Mr. Ali Khamenei I need a nuclear power plant in my room coz I ain’t got enof electricity to switch on my electric guitar amplifier. Would appreciate the help brotha

While from a scientific perspective I congratulate the Iranians for such an achievement, I stress that Muslims must realize that any use of nuclear weapons on Israel will simply do more harm than good. No but wait the nuclear technology is “strictly” for electricity only. I don’t know but I sense that if a WW3 starts, then it’s going to be

China + Russia+ Muslim Countries VS The West… Naaa dats not gonna happen. America and China will have to much at stake to lose. Plus what will happen to hip hop and heavy metal music if America gets annihilated…?!

Where’s all this hatred leading us to? (armageddon no shyte) What could be the consequences of heading in such a direction for the Sudanese government? (disasterous like duhh) … Ever heard of a pre-emptive strike… US has 24,000+ warheadz… Damn you Americans… Why do you have to have so many?? Not fair =(

Muahaha sorry I had like 3 cans of Red Bull a while ago but no seriously what the hell is happening. Egypt bombings, Darfur disaster, Abuja talks failure, Iraq still a disaster that I pray will improve soon… Freaking terrorists burn in hell and let us live and enjoy our lives for God’s sake…

Comments

9 Responses to “Sudan Is Going Nuclear =P”

  1. Don Cox on April 27th, 2006 8:20 am

    If it were really for electricity, the big question is where will the radioactive waste be stored? And what advantage does nuclear fusion have over solar power?

  2. Drima aka ST on April 27th, 2006 9:28 am

    yup don cox,

    electricity my butt right?

    But hey dun blame them dude, I mean you guyz started a race that now everyone wants to join. The problem now is extremists are literally suicidal so they wouldn’t mind using them and starting a huge mess in the region I guess.

  3. Anonymous on April 28th, 2006 4:39 am

    I don’t know drima. What’s the point of the Sudan obtaining nuclear weapons? Most of it’s problems are internal. How about feeding, employing and protecting your people from it’s own government before going after phantom external foes. What exactly are they worried about? UN forces stopping them from killing their own populations?
    t

  4. Anonymous on April 28th, 2006 5:40 am

    China + Russia+ Muslim Countries VS The West…

    And btw, there is no way China and Russia are going to align themselves with Muslim countries against the West.
    Yes, politically they will make it more difficult to get things done because of their business interests, but militarily would be another story.
    t

  5. Drima aka ST on April 28th, 2006 6:38 am

    In their mentality nuclear weapons = prestige and power

    they jz wanna keep their positions and control. after saddam was overthrown they probably got worried and were like “hey I’m gonna get me some nucler weapons and threaten to blow the shit out of Israel if those damn americans mess with me.”

    It realy pisses me off… kids are starving and diseased and the president goes to buy himself a nice $20million yacht and now nuclear power for “electricity”.

    As I always said before… i dun wanna trade my humanity for patriotism and “religiosity”.

    this all saddens me. all of it.

  6. tommy on April 28th, 2006 9:07 pm

    Hey Drima,

    What are prospects for simply assassinating the top dude in Khartoum?
    What the hell is that guy’s name? Omar something?

    What do you think would happen?

    Is there a clear successor?

    Is this guy even well-liked in the northern part of the country?

  7. Drima aka ST on April 29th, 2006 12:59 am

    “What are prospects for simply assassinating the top dude in Khartoum?”

    0.5% unless the CIA wants to give it a try =p

    “What do you think would happen?”

    I’m not realy sure. As for now I don’t even think there is a good alternative to the current ruling party. The opposition is sort of “fake” and controled.

    “Is there a clear successor?”

    Nope and nobody dares ask that question to the president.

    “Is this guy even well-liked in the northern part of the country?”

    Hell no. The only ones who like him are the ones whose livlihood/businesses depend on the government. They suck up to them and the government lets them have some small “leftover” businesses while the government keeps all the big stuff for themselves monopolized.

  8. tommy on April 30th, 2006 12:17 am

    If he isn’t liked and getting rid of him might be an option, I say we do let the CIA give it a try. ;-)

  9. Drima aka ST on April 30th, 2006 7:44 am

    before they do, let me check again if there is a better alternative than the current government =P

    aaaaarghhh blame the British. All this wouldn’t be happening if it wasn’t for them… Ah those British colonialists =p

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